Heather Mills – Please No!
Once upon a time there was an innocent young model
With big ambitions
And an eye for a good cause
Who overcame adversity
To achieve her dream of a lifelong union of the heart.
So she made her vows (for poorer, for richer)
And cemented their union
(Just to make sure)
Sadly it was not to be
“Only £25 million? You cheapskate!”
And she retreated quietly to ponder her options
And work hard at retaining her dignity
Until one day her destiny became clear
And the Paralympics beckoned
Break a leg, Heather